The ticket
A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400 For No
Ticket
He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless
Rs200 To 2nd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A
Mini Skirt
He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One
Why?
Dirty Mind!
She Had The Ticket:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1094 views
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