Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se
Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Time Pass Karte Hue Sawal Puch Rahi Thi,
Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Us Se Puchha
Teacher: “Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?”
Pappu: “Agar Khaitan Ka Hai To Male Aur Usha Ka Hai To Female Hoga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 839 views
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