Milk badam
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 804 views
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