1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 576 views

student life

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Sardar 2 Kanjoos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai

Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss ki wife

Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi. Usne
secretary ko boss ke god
me baithe dekh liya. Boss bina ghabraye bola,
“Kaan kholkar sun lo. Budget ki
chahe kitni hi kami ho, mein ek chair se kaam nahi
chala sakta.
Dusri chair kharidne ka order aaj hi de do”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1350!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Once Santa was busy reading

Once Santa was busy reading the prices of shares on TV, suddenly, his servant came and shouted:
Sir ur wife fell down.
Santa: Sell her immedidate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)