oye banta machli khayega?

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1060 views
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