Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.

Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.
Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola ...
'Wah Kocha, Sab Ko Thandi Deta Hy Aur Hum Ko GARAM Deta Hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 729 views
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