wife was beating a husband. neighbours asked-why r u beating? wife-when i called him one girl recived the phone & said the person u r trying to reach is currently busy

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 995 views

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cops pull a gaye

A cop pulls a guy over
Sir, why were you speeding?
Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I
became really drunk.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chalo na aj bahar chalte han

Wife:Chalo na aj bahar chalte han aur driving ma karongi

Husbnd:Oho !Matlab jayenge car ma aur ayenge akhbaar mai ?!;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

What is difference between 'Love Letter'

Teacher: What is difference between 'Love Letter' and 'Exam Paper'?? 
Student:LOVE:Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay.......
EXAM:Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)