pathan to aunti misbah

Pathan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai Jis ki vaja se muje heart attack b ho sakta hy.

Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.

Pathan: Kyu?

Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 638 views
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