1 Admi Teliscope Se Asman
1 Admi Teliscope Se Asman Me Dekh Raha Tha.1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.Sardar:Wah Boss Kya Nishana Lagaya.!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 805 views
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