Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen…
Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1332 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Hathi.............
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai
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Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki
century nehi bananey dey gey.
Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo
tu gazab ki form main hai?
Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro
Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO
Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai
Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
5% People On SKyPe Says ' Hi How R u ? '
and The Remaining 95% Say :
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Helloooo, Meri Awaaaz Arahi hai !! xD
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar:
Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain
Pathan:
Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya
Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
Banta:-kya?
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Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
Mehman:wo Kese?
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