Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kia hota he!?

Wife: Kisi ko Apne Control me kar k Apni Marzi k kaam Karwaana.

Husband: Chal jhooTi,Usay to Shaadi kehtay hain.:-) 

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