Teacher Class Mein Papu Se
Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti
Hai,
Teacher: “ Chalo Papu Aaj Tum
Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer
Koun Hai? ”
Papu: “ Mam,
.
.
.
.Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har
Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke
Bhejti Hai “ :p
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