Pathan ne purani motercycle ko

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha
Aik Admi ny pocha k yeh kya
Pathan: Hm ko karigar bola k is pay paisa lagao thek ho jaegi.

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