Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1072 views

DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti:
Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
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Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sikh platform per

Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay
thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay
shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char
jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us
ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main
to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ghadha cori ho gia

Aik shakhs ka gadha chori ho gia
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ap q gaor kar rahe hain lagta hai ap ne dhondh k dena hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar Jie Calls Air India

Sardar Jie Calls Air India:
How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar??

“Just A Second,”Says Receptionist.

“Thank You”.
Says The Sardar & Hangs Up:))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki .
Band kerni h poore 2 ghante k liye.
Hakoomat k zulm ghareeb awam per .
Haath mera switch ki tarraf.
*””O GAYEEEEE….”’*

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)