Pathan
1 Pathaan Cinema Mai Film Deakh Raha Thaa
Film Mai 1 Shair Dowarty Howay Araha Thay
Pathaan Ne Dekha Tu Dar Gia
Owr Apni Chadir KaNdhy Paa Dal Ker Bhaagnay Laga
Logoun Nay Kaha: Khan Sahib Maat Daro
Yaah Tu Film Hai
Pathaan: Woh Tu Mujh Ko Bhi Pata Hai Kay Yai Film Hai
Lekin Wo Tu Janwar Ha
Usko Kiya Pata.
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