Search Results for 'love'
A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG
I LOVE YOU TO…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jo Log Arrange Mariage krty hn
Wo zindgi Bhar Larty hn.
Or Jo Log Love Mrige krty hn,
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Hondi Onna Nal v kuttya Aali ae Par o Ds dy Nai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shohar: Darling I will love u for the next 1000 years?
Biwi: Uss k baaad kon c Maa k pass janey ka irada hai?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Choza,sherni se: Drling
I LOVE U
Sherni:Abay single pasli,tu nay apni jan,body,height dekhi hai?
Choza:Sab choro
JAN-E-MAN,sir
Confidence dekho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Smoking effects LIPS
Drinking effects LIVER
Love effcts HEART
|But|
The most danger 1 is STUDY
It effcts the BRAIN
Direct comma :O :O
Avoid it & Enjoy
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Getting Bored???
Need some fun in lyf???
Go to a stranger's Wedding and scream....
"PLEASE
Don't marry....
I still love you....!!!'' :D :P ;)
LOL :D but Try this at your own risk :D hahaha
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Beautiful But Stupid B.COM Basically Confidence of Mohabat B.B.A Beauty Broad & Active L.L.B Love 4 Leagal Boy P.H.D Perfect Healthy Dream girl
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Purany zamaney ki larki Ka Love letter.
40 k akhrot, 80 k badaam.
Pyaray Sajid ko mera Salam.
Asalam-o-alaikum:
kal aap mere peechay atay atay gir kyun gaye thy? PLEASE Aap meri kahtir CYCLE ahista chalaen, Aap kal peelay Shalwar kameez main bohat BUTIFUL lag rahay thay, waisay to pooray Muhallay may Apsa koi nahi.
Dabay me daba dabay me cake,
Mera Sajid lakhon me aik.
Please please meri khatir guttka khana chor dain,
Aj pan k cabin pe phir se milain ge.
Neeli neeli roshni kamray me band hai,
Main kiya karon mujhe Sajid pasand hai
Apki jan Kosar.
K+S
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Japan ny aik mirror discover kiya !
Is mirror k samny jo b jhot bolta wo mar jata.
Ek pathan, french, american or indian ko mirror k samny laya gya.
American: I think I love iraq.
He died.
French: I thnk I hate Perfumes.
He died
Indian: I think I love kashmiri
He died.
Phatan: I think
And…
He DIED.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gf – “I cheated.” Bf – “So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs.”
Girl cried & said “I was talking about exams.”
Boy:oOops
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .
MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
.. Boy: I Love U
.. Girl: I dont Love U
.. Boy: Think again?
.. Girl: I told u No
.. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl : Will u love me after marriage also, jaisa ab karte ho?
..Boy: This depends on your husband,If he allows me.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)