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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Difference between problem

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” ba

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
What is deffirent between COFFY shop & WINE shop

Santa> What is deffirent between COFFY shop & WINE shop

Banta> coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE and wine shop is last point of LOVE

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
“I love you”

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kissing a blank paper

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Munna: I Sent love letter

Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend everyday.
for 3 years.

Circuit: Then what hapned?

Munna: Nothing she married da postman

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
students

Teacher: Tel me 3 Tenses with Example

Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)

We are in Love Now
(Present)

We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
student

Boy 1: Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
marrege

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
I Love You!

Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.

Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega. Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya.

Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa kar hi message check karega.

Raat bhar vo us ladki ke sapne dekhta raha. Isi chakkar mein subah bhi jaldi uth gaya aur nahakar mandir chala gaya. Mandir se aate hi usne mobile uthaya aur message pada.

Message the:
A/C balance is insufficient.

Main bal is Rs. 0.08.

Msg can not be send.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Opration

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega Q..k Rubber k
gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he
Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Love has no age….

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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