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Aik Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne Baap

Aik Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne Baap Se Larai Hogaye Usne Baap Ki Photo
Qabristan Mai Aik Tree Per Lga Di
Aur Uske Neche Likh Dia

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho
Phansi Na Ho
Pathan Lawyer: Dont Worry
After Court Qatil: Kia Hua
Pathan:
Bohat Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Hoi
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ne Mobile

1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath Ek Kenchi Bhi Lee. Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Sahab Kenchi Q Lee?
Pathan: O Yara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katni Bhi Parti Hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Son

Pathan 2 Son: Beta Doodh P Lo
Beta: No Dady Muje Nhi Pina

Pathan:
Beta Jan Agr Doodh Nhi Piyo Ge To Baray Kese Hogy?

Beta: Dady Apko B To Doodh Pasnd Nhi He Pr Ap Bhi To Barray Ho Gay Thy Na Isi Trha Me B Barra Ho Jaaonga,

Pathan: Achay Bachay Zid Nhi Krte, Agr Mere Achey Betey Ho To Shabash Pi Lo Jaldi Se,

Beta: Ok Dad. Or Is Trha Beta Saara Dodh Pi Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zindagi Ki Race Me

Zindagi Ki Race Me
1st Aany K Liye Hamesha
Ye Soch Kr Bhago K Tm Nangy Ho
Or Peechy Sary Pathan Hein,
Phr Dekhna Jeet Sirf Tmhri Ho Ge Sirf Tmhari…!:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One Miss Call

Pathan:
Miss Apne Kal Mujhe Call Q Ki Thui
Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se??

Teacher: Main Ne To Koi Call Nhn Ki

Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe
Kyun Likha Tha 1 Miss Call!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi 2 Pathan

Punjabi 2 Pathan:
Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.?

Pathan:
Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski To Ho Jati Hai,
Magar Jo Peeche Khara Ho Uski Nahi Hoti..;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Punjabi:Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Sindhi: Hum Kaam Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Balochi: Hum Taleem Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Pathan: Hum Bila Waja Pechay Hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Aur Lift

1 Admi Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha.
Admi Ne Rastey Pe Jatey Pathan Se Poucha?
Sir! Apko Lift Chahey Kia?
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Pathan:
Nahi Hamara
Ghar Tou Ground Floor Pe Hai.:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki Aulad

1 Pathan 15 Sal Se
Allah Se Ro Ro K Aulad K Liye
Dua Mngta Rha

1 Din Pthan K Pas Frshta Aya
Aur Bola:

Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta
Hy Pehly Shaadi To Kr Le…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
14 August Ki Namaz

Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?

Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Higher Studies

Pathan Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying..
When A Person Askied
What He Was Doing..

He Replied:
Oye! Higher Studies Yaar…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan in Minar e Pakistan

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Tha
Tab Hum Minar-E-Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha

Dosra Pathan: Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha

Pehla Pathan: Hum Ko Yad Nahin
Uss Waqt Hum Boht Chota Tha:-/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari

Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.

Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.

PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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