Search Results for 'larki'
2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
161 chars (2 sms)
Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!
Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)
108 chars (1 sms)
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
153 chars (1 sms)
Ek larki thi dewani C
Mobile lekr chlati thi
Nazren jhuka k
Sharma k
Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi
Kuch krna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se drti thi
Jb b mlti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai
Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi
T.V ka remote hai.
328 chars (3 sms)
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho
Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
155 chars (1 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai
Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai
Shadi Se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 Songs
Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
166 chars (2 sms)
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?
Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.
Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.
166 chars (2 sms)
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....
141 chars (1 sms)
Larki ya larka Jab 18 SaL K Hote He To Unhe Kis Cheez Ki Zarorat Hoti He?
Nhi Pata?
Qasam Se Nhi Pata?
To Phir Suno
N.I.C Ki.
139 chars (1 sms)
Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
165 chars (2 sms)
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!
Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"
168 chars (2 sms)
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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shrafat:-
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sadaqat:-
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or
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in ki larkian.
100 chars (1 sms)