Search Results for 'larki'
"DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi"
wo pagli phir se
beetay mosam ko,
yad krti he
poraNe cards parhti hai,
k jis maiN oss Ne likha tha,
MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MEiN
Naye kaprey baNati hai,
wo sara ghar sajati hai,
DECEMBER k har aik diN ko,
wo giN giN ker bitati he.
jooN hi 15 gozarti hai,
wo kch kch toot jati hy,
magar phir b,
poraNi albums ko khol ker,
maazi ko bolati he.
Nahi maloom ye oss ko,
K beete waqt ki khoshiyaaN,
bohot takleef deti haiN!
mehiz dil ko jalati haiN.
yooN hi diN beet jate haiN!
DECEMBER lot jata he.
magr wo khosh feham larki,
dobara se caleNdar maiN,
DECEMBER k mahiNe k safey ko
mor ker
phir se
DECEMBER k sehar maiN dob jati he!
k akhir os Ne likha tha,
"MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MAiN"
764 chars (5 sms)
Jo Bun Paray Tou
Ye KhuD Say Kahna Kabhi Tou JanAa !
Kay Tum Ko Aati Hay YaaD Ab Bhi !
Woh Aik Sunder , UdaSs Larki
Woh Khoi Khoi Si AankhOon Wali
Woh Uljhi Uljhi Si SoChOon Wali
Woh JhOoti Muskan Ko LabOon Par Sajany Wali
Woh ApNay Baray MaY Dheeray Dheeray Say
Tum ko Sub Kuch Batany Wali
Woh Baat Bebaat , RoOth Kr Maan Jany Wali
Kabhi Kabhi Tou HisaaB-o-Hudd Say Bhi
YaaD Barrh Kar Hay Aany Wali
Sataanay Wali. . . . Mananay Wali
Woh Aik SunDer UdaSs LaRki.....
478 chars (3 sms)
Jo Bun Paray Tou
Ye KhuD Say Kahna Kabhi Tou JanAa !
Kay Tum Ko Aati Hay YaaD Ab Bhi !
Woh Aik Sunder , UdaSs Larki
Woh Khoi Khoi Si AankhOon Wali
Woh Uljhi Uljhi Si SoChOon Wali
Woh JhOoti Muskan Ko LabOon Par Sajany Wali
Woh ApNay Baray MaY Dheeray Dheeray Say
Tum ko Sub Kuch Batany Wali
Woh Baat Bebaat , RoOth Kr Maan Jany Wali
Kabhi Kabhi Tou HisaaB-o-Hudd Say Bhi
YaaD Barrh Kar Hay Aany Wali
Sataanay Wali. . . . Mananay Wali
Woh Aik SunDer UdaSs LaRki.....
478 chars (3 sms)
ye larki to phool se mukhtalif hay
aadhi mohabbat mere saamne
or aadhi mohabbat muj se chop kar karti hay
aadhi raat ko aadhe chaand se
baten karti rehti hay
wo baten jo mujh se karte
uske hont or uski saansen ruk jati hain
uski palken jhuk jati hain
aadhi raat ko takiye ke neche
rakhi meri tasveer ko dekhti rehti hay
phir khud se sharma kar
takiye me mu chuppa kar deer tak hansti rehti hay
405 chars (3 sms)
SaCH BATANA ROZY ME LARKI DEKH k KYA KRTE HO?
A) moo nechy
B) thora aasra
C) full aasra
D) ya phr roza apni jaga. Dunya dari apni jaga
141 chars (1 sms)
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …
B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
147 chars (1 sms)
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
171 chars (2 sms)
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.
102 chars (1 sms)
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
141 chars (1 sms)
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
206 chars (2 sms)
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
157 chars (1 sms)
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
283 chars (2 sms)
Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,
ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..
165 chars (2 sms)
Best sms of the Year.
"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,
But...
A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."
GEO larkio....!!;-)
149 chars (1 sms)
EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa
AuR
JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!
LaRki Oh My GoD!
PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->
152 chars (1 sms)