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Sweetest xcuse
A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
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''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''
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''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!
Challenge.
1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?
2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?
3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?
4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?
5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
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''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he
Sardar BOLA
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''
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Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..
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A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?
Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)
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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,
aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
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1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the
laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..
kaise?
nothing seriuos...
ship bich main kharab ho gai
to daka dene neche uttar gaye.
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1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!
Kiun?
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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->
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If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.
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Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai
Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai
Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho
To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai
Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai
HAPPY ENDINGS
Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua
Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->
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On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?
Keep Smiling
Nd
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But….
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
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2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
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Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!
Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,
Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
143 chars (1 sms)