Search Results for 'kare'
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo,
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbar karo,
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aansoo,
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar kia karo,
157 chars (1 sms)
[:::: Tum ::::] ==rula== ==do==
hame koi gum nahi”[:::: Tum ::::] ==bhula== ==do==
hame koi gum nahi” ==Jis== ==din==
hum tum ko yaad
na karen [::::: to :::::]
Samaj lena shayad <<<==is==<<<
=dunya me hum= {::::nahi:::}
241 chars (2 sms)
Jina saha ch sajna tu vasda ae
das kiven rokan ohna saha nu
mukki nai udeek tere aan de
kive takkno hat ja rahan nu
rokan bathere par nahi rukde
hanju hauke hawawan nu
pata nahi kihdi chandri nazar laggi
mere sohne sajjre chawan nu
rab kare kiyamat howe te tu awe
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Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.
Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
182 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
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Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
720 chars (5 sms)
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?
Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare
Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski
student: Apki beti.
158 chars (1 sms)
A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...
mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai...
tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...
A PUblic Service msg fRm
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257 chars (2 sms)
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
!!!Merry Christmas!!!
150 chars (1 sms)
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,
Chai hum pilaty nahi,
Roti ka time nahi,
Botal ka mosam nahi,
Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
183 chars (2 sms)
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
167 chars (2 sms)
Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,
Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,
Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,
Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,
Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,
Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,
Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,
Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,
Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,
Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
416 chars (3 sms)
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
155 chars (1 sms)
Palken neend se bojhal zarur hein lekin...
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So gaye hum to usey yaad kon karega.
83 chars (1 sms)
Aziz hai mujhe har cheez se dosti uski,
Utar gayi hai mere dil mein saadgi uski,
Wo apne aap se kese juda karega mujhe,
Wo rooh hai aur mein zindagi hoon uski.
162 chars (2 sms)