Search Results for 'kare'
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
119 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
178 chars (2 sms)
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
159 chars (1 sms)
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,
1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey
335 chars (3 sms)
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,
JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,
MunqAtA krdi jAygi
ShukriyA
179 chars (2 sms)
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge
In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili
Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
137 chars (1 sms)
Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,
Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
340 chars (3 sms)
Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,
Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
340 chars (3 sms)
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?
Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
193 chars (2 sms)
science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,
Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,
So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,
"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
332 chars (3 sms)
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,
Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota
116 chars (1 sms)
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
wah wah
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
148 chars (1 sms)
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
wah wah
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
148 chars (1 sms)
Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila
Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K
Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega
Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo
Kbhi Khatam Na Ho
1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya
Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi
Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes
Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?
312 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,
Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"
Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na
Kiya Karein,
School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
169 chars (2 sms)