Search Results for 'Pathan'
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
166 chars (2 sms)
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"
Then
He Said:
0300-******* ... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..
Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!
Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..
Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
239 chars (2 sms)
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha
2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?
1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?
Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai
Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?
Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti
Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi
Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon
224 chars (2 sms)
Once A Pathan Was Asked
"Khan G Aapka Favourate Song Kon Sa Hai?"
Khan Sahb Replied:
"Larki Kyon,
Na Jane Kyon Larkon Si Nahi Hoti" ;-)
148 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.
Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?
Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya
Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.
Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.
172 chars (2 sms)
Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila
Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K
Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega
Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo
Kbhi Khatam Na Ho
1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya
Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi
Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes
Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?
312 chars (2 sms)
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me
Paaye Kha Rahe The,
American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,
American Bola What S This?
Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
164 chars (2 sms)
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..
2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?
1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
167 chars (2 sms)
Teacher To Pathan :
"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...
Pathan:
Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->
125 chars (1 sms)
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
187 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :
"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha
"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"
Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha
Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
171 chars (2 sms)