Suicide
Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 594 views
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