Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 767 views

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Pndit-Q?

Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi

P-Agr Narq Gya To?

Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student Exam Shop

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya

Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya,

Clerk: NIC Do,

Pathan Ne Biwi Ka NIC Dia.

Clerk: Biwi Ka Nahi Apna Do.

Pathan: Kal To Hmko Bola Tha K..
“NADRA” Ka Ly Kr Aao…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

100 Rs Mein Aata Hi Kya Hai?

Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,

Toh Pappu Sochta Hai Kyun Na Aaj Ka Din Enjoy Kiya Jaye,

Pappu Apne Ghar Per Apni Girlfriend Ko Bulata Hai Aur Naukar Ko Kehta Hai,

Pappu: “Aaj Teri Chuti Yeh Le 100/- Rupaye, Lekin Apni Malkin Ko Mat Batana”

Naukar: “Malik 100/- Toh Bahut Kam Hai, Malkin Issi Kaam Ke 500/- Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is breakup ???

What is breakup ???
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Itz A Matter of time
when a
jaan becomes Jaanwar
and
a cutiee becomes a kutti.. :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)