Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 536 views

Student

My nights are going sleepless
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
.
.
So I asked my heart
"Is it love ?"

It said
"Nahi Beta Paper agaye"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aapko kya problm hai

Doc: Aapko kya problm ha?

Mreez: Patlay motion
doc: Kitne ptlay?
Mrez: Boohat ptlay

doc: phir b kitne?

Mrez: Itne k Aap us se kulli kr sakte hein.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar travelling in Train


TC: Ticket dikhao


Sardar: Yeh lo


TC: Yeh to purani hai
!

Sardar: To Train kaunsi nayi hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti

Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki
kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine
usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to
usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,







CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)