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A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 669 views
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or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye, kahi koi dusri Aurat to nahi hai?
Saas: kalmuhi hamesa ulta sochti hai aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche a gaya ho....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rhy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi mai sirf 2 ghar ese hy jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hy
Wo isi tajasus mai dusre din b isi abadi se guzray or wohi manzr dekha unho ne logo se poucha ye kia raz hy
Logo ne unhy bataya ke ye Allah ke wo bandy hy jinho ne
UPS lagwaya hy..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Sante ki BV bhaag gai.
3 din baad wapis aaye
santa gusse se bola
"Hun ki lain aayi ain'
Preeto:
"Mobile da charger"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai. China-Sim Card
Hamari Khoj Hai. Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai. INDIA-MISS
CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Attitude Of A Student:
While Reading Question Paper.
Said: This Exam Is Too Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me friend request dear, I am blocked :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Doctor patient ke piche bhag
raha tha.
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha, aap q bhag
rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har
mahine brain ka operation karvane
aata hai,
Aur
Muft mai ball katvake bhag
jata hai....
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
“Al-Beruni” K Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Student Bahut Soch Kar Bola:
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Al-Andruni
by inayat khan (few years ago!)