Doctor:
Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,

Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1064 views

ombay ombay

Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Asked A Doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai

Doctor: Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai Isliye

Pathan : Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paan ki dukan se paan

Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye,

beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo

peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n bahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga

tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ? 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Wife saw a sign board:

Wife saw a sign board:

Shafon suit
Rs 25

... Coton suit
Rs 15

Banarsi suit
Rs 18

Wife:Give me Rs 5OOO i will buy 50 suit.
Husband:Andhi. dhobi ki dukan hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)