Kahte Hain Khubsoorat Chiz Dekhne Se Insaan Aur Zyada Khubsoorat Ho Jata Hai,
To

Tumhare Pass Meri Tasveer Hai, Ya Bheju.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Mai kabhi shaadi nahi karunga

Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband gusse may

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?
Bilkul Gobar jesa!!

Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A young Boy asked

A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha

Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,

Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon

Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,

Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI

Dawai Dun Ga,

Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)