Khubsoorat Cheeze Dekho
Kahte Hain Khubsoorat Chiz Dekhne Se Insaan Aur Zyada Khubsoorat Ho Jata Hai,
To
Tumhare Pass Meri Tasveer Hai, Ya Bheju.
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