Khamoshi ka gift
Mom to bache:jo meri baat maany ga aur mere aage bilkul nai bole ka me use gift dun gi
chota bacha:lo g is tarah to sare gift abu k hon ge
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 781 views
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