Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views

Tumhaara beta bilkul

Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husbnd To Bv Jokes

Husbnd:
Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai
Accha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv:
Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao
“ALTAF Bhai”TV pe khitab kar rahe hai

by Tariq Bangash (few years ago!)

Jis Hospital K Hum Doctor H

Jis Hospital K Hum Doctor H,

.

Meri gfriend Waha Ki Nurse H,

Kya Ajib Zulm Sehna Pdta H,

Apni Hi gfriend Ko Sister Kehna Padta H.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girls are like internet virus!

Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Darpok Biwi Santa Ki

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Bathroom Ka Darwaja Khol Ke Naha Rahi Thi.

Santa Bahar Se Aya Aur Usne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Puchha.

Santa: “Oye, Tu Nahate Hue Bathroom Ki Kundi Kyu Nahi Lagati Ho?”

Biwi: “Oh Ji, Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai Ke Nahate Hue Mujhe Koi Keyhole Se Dekh Na Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)