Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking
Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views
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Shohar Room mei betha tha wo kitchen mei gai or shohar ko Call ki:"Helo Drling"
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Shohar ne halki Awaz me jwab dia:
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