Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 645 views
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