Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne
Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge
Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge Wife:Q?
Husband: Bheek Mangny.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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