jamhoriyat

Ishq Mein Jamhoriyat Nhi Hy Warna…. Dharna Dy Dy Kr Tujhy Apna Bna Lety….! Tahir ul Qadri or Imran Khan Ka Veena Malik Ko Sms….

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2126 views
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