Sardar Ki Maut
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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