sorry
Bus main aik baba ji ka paoun larki k paoun per agaya
Baba: sorry
Girl: get lost
Phir aik handsom larke ka paun usi larki k paun per a gaya
Boy: sorry
Girl with smile: its ok, no problem
Baba jalte hue: na kaki mari sorry de spelling galt si
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 634 views
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