Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K
Hospital Ka Amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N Pocha Kya Hua
Doctor:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Ye Dimagh K Operation K
Bhaney Aata Hai
or
Tind Karwa K Bhag Jata Ha…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 445 views
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