Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR
Santa:Jab Me School Padta Tha Tab
Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR Ban K Gaya Tha
2nd Prize Mila Tha
Banta: Abe Tu Aise Gaya Hota To 1st Milta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 690 views
Similar Jokes
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Patni-Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Pati-Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt H
Patni-Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faraz” yaron ko azma k Dekh liya
Prdy mein bula k Dekh lya
Mot B Hm se dor Bhagti hy”Mohsin”
Car k Nechy aa k dekh lya
Mrta Nhi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
“Sagr”
Safeguard se B Nha k Dekh lya
Koi Sunta Nhi Faryad-E-”Ghalib”
Radio pe B ga k Dekh lya
DIL ka B pata Nhi Chal Rha”Wasi”
XRAY B kra k Dekh lya.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
1 pathan hsptal aya to nurse n btaya
Mbarak ho
is waqt 2 baj rhe hen or ap 2 bcho k bap bn gaye hen.
Pthn: Khuda ka shukar he ke hm 12 baje yhan nai aya:-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a Law College Professor taking lecture on Law Of Finance Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola
Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya
Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua: “Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai”
20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya: “Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui”
Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla: “Shit, Main To Banta Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:
Jaanu Kash Aap Sms Hotay,
Main Aap Ko Save Karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-Man, Kaash Tum Ring Tone
Hoti,
Main Her Haftay Tumhe Change
Karta…
by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)