Teacher . boys apko amir khan
teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile, phansa leni
chahye.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 981 views
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