Kiu ke churi ooper hai
Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.
Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??
Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.
Admi: Magar ooper kiu?
Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 575 views
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