Mouse To Elephant
Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
Elephant: “Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney Ga Kya ??”
Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..
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