Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2 cockroach ICU Me

?2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the..

1st- Kisne maara?

2nd- Arey koi nhi, 1 ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi k heart attack aa gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kun se mulak dekhe

Pota:dadi ap ne kun kun se mulak dekhe hain?
Dadi:afganistan ,hindustan, pakistan ,iran.

Pehche se awaz aai ab dekhna hai qabaristan.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Regular ban gae

Kbhi wo din the k hum kbi collage nai jate the
;
larkiun k zouk dedar ne mujhe regular bana dia. . .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan piolat

Pathan:hum bara ho k pailot bane ga.
Maan:hum ko kaise pata chale ga k ye mere baite ka jahaz hai?
Pathan:bahut sochne k baad kaha hum jate howe ghar par bomb paink dia kare ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)