pathan

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 605 views
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