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Santa: “Kitna padhey

Santa: “Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?”
Banta: “B.A.”
Santa: “Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ultimate logic of Santa

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar santa sharab ke nashe

Ek baar santa sharab ke nashe mein ek moti suri ke upar ja gira aur uski puchh(tail)pakar kar bola.Mere 3 bachho ki amma roz do chotiyan banati thi aaj 1 choti kis khushi mein bana li?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya

Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao

Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Snta ki girlfriend ne

Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
"I Miss U"
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
"I Student U"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?

Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Air hostess to all the passenger.?

Air hostess to all the passenger.?

Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..

"santa asked"

Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Malika Sherawat

Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.

Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa child - mere papa bahut

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..

Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..

Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?

Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager 2 Santa

Manager 2 Santa :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???

Santa :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...

Santa :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa asked his frend

Santa asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Santa said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)