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Santa opened A College

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa – My wife died yesterday..

Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Aur santa,

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: So, you are distantly

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mere Pass

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa’s Army Test

Santa’s Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa walks into a library & says,

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa found answer to the

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa after interview: Everything

Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa – My wife died yesterday..

Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?

Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko

Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)