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Sardar

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Eik Sardar Apni Hi Shadi Main Preshan Betha Tha
Kisi Nay Poacha Sardar G Preshan Kyun Ho???
Sadar Bolo: Susral Walon Nay Barat
Main Thoday Admi Lanay Ko Kaha Tha
Pata Nai
Abba Minoo Ve Lay K JaNda Waa Kay Nai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Sardar : O Yar Bike Q Teez Kar Diti?
Pathaan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai
Is Se Pehle Accident Hou Jaye
Jaldi Se Ghar Phuch Jate Hen

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Wife: Apko merii Khoobsurti Zeeyada Achi Lagti Hai Ya meri
Aqalmandi?

Sardar:
“Mujy Tuo Tumhari Ye Mazak Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Sardar 2 pathan:,” Are ‘pants’ singular or plural?”

Pathan: “They’re singular on top and plural on the bottom.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,

Ha ha I have seen your password,

Pathan: What is it?

Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)

Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Animals Name

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Sardar: Frog

Pathan Theek hai, or batao,

Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.

Pathan: Shabash......

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . . Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey. . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
.
SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
.
ab SARDAR se.
.
Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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