Entertainment; 4091 Jokes
Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in
U.S.A :- Oh My God!
Arrbi :- O La La
Australia :- Got a Hit
Paris:- oh shit
London:- oh No,
Indian.. Ram ram.
PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.
Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,
kaafi der ho gayi,
Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:
Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho
to Aik kilo de do :P ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larki: Dukhandar se ye suit kitne ka hai?
Dukhandar: 1500 ka
Larki: Uff aur wo wala
Dukhandar: Do dafa Uff
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Patient: Doctor sahib mere pait
me bht gas ho gye hai
Doctor: Ahista bolo
Government ne sun liya to char
din ke liye bund ker denge. ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
That awkward moment when you
see a beautiful girl at a wedding
and then she shouts
Neee Bushra !! Ami nu puch, Boti
Waddi Pani ae ke nikki ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya
Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:
Call urgently, she wants your number
ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein
phone nai utha raha ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Africa mein:
Aik kale ne kali larki se
andhari raat mein, samandar ke kinare
romantic mood me pocha
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Janu kidar ho nazar ni a rahe ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Wah Wah
Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,
Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!
Wah Wah
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai
or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
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Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
4 kam karo
1. Mobile switch off kro
2. Battery kholo
3. Sim nikalo
4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro
Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Purani Kahawat hai ke,
Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.
Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??
Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Are utho…
Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?
Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?
Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna
Mein so raha hoon..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???
Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai
Jab ke
Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?
Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho
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Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:
1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.
2- ……!!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)