Parent; 468 Jokes
Faadu joke
Maa:-baal kyu nhi katwata tu ??
Ishant sharma:-Yo mom itz fashion..
Maa:-Aree woh sb toh thik h beta
pr larki wale teri behen ki jagah tuje psnd kr lete h..:D:p
hahahahaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
son: abba, idhe aa jaa
father: beta aise nahi bulatey....izzat se bulatey hain...
son: abba chal izzat se idher aa jaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?
Dhuzy?
No
dhooz??
No
thishh??
Nahi bhae
Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son:mom, u lied to me. :(
Mom: when my son ?
Son: u said that my younger brother
is a small angel ?
Mom: yes he is :)
Son: so why he didn't fly when i threw him from our balcony..?
Mom: tera bera gharak ho jaye kamineya kithey
suteya e :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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. . Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:"Meri GF pregnant hai
75,000 mang rahi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am
pregnant!"
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Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aurkaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise leneki baari hamari hai"..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa: Result ka kya hua ??
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Child: 1 Gud news hai aur 1
Bad news.
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Papa: Phele gud news batao.
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Child: Mai pass ho gaya.
Papa: Great, aur bad news ??
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Child: Gud news galat
hai... :D :P =D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam main fail honay pay dad ne sirf itna kaha..
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big boss chate hain ki aap apna cell phone aur laptop hame de...:O :D
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
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Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father to Son: Beta sharab kabhi mat peena,
Warna woh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain,
Woh tumhe 4 nazar aayen ge..
Son : Lekin papa woh to 1 aadmi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pita: Beti Sham Dhalne Se Pehle Ghar Laut Jaya Karo Zamana Bada Kharab Hai..
Beti: Oh Dady, Ab Mein Bacchi
Thodi Na Hoon..
Pita: Issi Baat Ka To Dar Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rano k Pappa ; Paper kesa hua?
Rano : Q1 reh gya, Q2 aa nhi raha tha,
Q4 karna bhol gya, Q5 nazar nhi aya
DAD: OR Q3?
SON: Sirf wohi ghalat hua hy..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Son came home drunk, to avoid mom’s scolding he took a Laptop & started working.
Mom: R U drunk…??:@
Son: No mom.:x
Mom: Beyghairat, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)