Bhai: LaLa Hwaai firing to sb krta heTUm pr t0 jan bhi QurbaanHUm khUd kUsh dhmaka krega
Kashti ruk gai aur phir
sab k sab Doob gaye.
Kese??
Pathan thy na!
Dhakka lagany utar gaye.
Hahahahahaha...:-)
so
I wrote answer which they will not know...:-p
Pathan Student : Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia,
to mery mun mai pani agaya.....:-)
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi?
Sardar : Haan! Phir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.....:-p
kal tumhen Phaansi per latkaya jaye ga,,
Pathan : Wo to theek hai lekin
Utara kab jaye ga,
Hum shaam ko Rakshaw bhi chalata hai...:-p
Pathan : Kitny paise lagenge?
Dentist : 200.
Pathan : ye lo 50,
thora sa DHEELA kr do,
nikaal mai khud lon ga...:-p