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taimoorkhan Age: 31 4279 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Points : 198

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Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai
Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
kahan he,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
Kaminay
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,

Pathan bola.
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Mein ne socha surprise don ga.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:46:30 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Points : 198

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1 pathan dosry pathan sy
1 pathan dosry pathan sy:
(mayosi k sath)

Sab log hamain pagal bewaqof
q kehty hain?

2nd Pathan:
“Tu dafa kr yar,

Ye le
“TANG”
or LasSi bana.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:47:51 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

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Pathan: I Am Goning
Ka Keya Matlab Hota
Hai?

Sardar : Main Ja Raha Hun..

Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap
Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta Pehlay
Matlab Bata.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 06:03:59 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan Galti Sy Samunder Mein Gir Gaya Doobte Doobte Us k Hath Mein Machli Aayi Pathan Ny Usay Pakar Kar Bahar Pheinka Aur Bola Ja Tu Toh Apni Jan Bacha Le. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 28 2015 06:06:06 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4277 days old here
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Points : 198

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Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan Lab phoncha to test ka naam bhool
gya.thori dair sochne k ba’d kehne lga,

Doctor Saab!
Hum ko C.N.G. pe kardo.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 06:07:17 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Pathan ka khota Gum hogya
Pathan ka khota Gum hogya
Wo khushi Me nachne Lga

1 Admi Ne pocha is mein
khushi ki kia baat hy?

Pathan: o yara agr hum
khota pe betha Hota To
Hm b Gum ho jata.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 06:32:42 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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1 naya naya tableeghi pathan
1 naya naya tableeghi pathan
tableegh say wapis aaya to
apni Bivi ko maarnay Laga.

Dost ny puchha:
Isay Q Maar Ray ho?

Pathan Bola:
Ye Daarhi nai rakhti.

Dost nay kaha k bewaqoof ,
aurton ki daarhi nai aati.

Pathanye mujhay pata hai,
magar ye “IRADA” to karay.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 06:34:09 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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1 Pathan Apni Shadi pe Udas tha
1 Pathan Apni Shadi pe Udas
tha kisi ne Pucha kiya Bat He

Pathan
Mere Susraal walo ne Barat me
Kum Log lany ka Kaha He

Pata kahin Abba Mujhe le k
jaenge ya nhi?

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Posted on May, 28 2015 06:38:37 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se
Naha Kr Date Par Gaya

Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil Se
Kyon Naha Kr Aey?

Pathan
HUM Ny T.V me Suna hai
Har Cheez MEZAN Men Achi
lagti hy.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 06:40:26 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4277 days old here
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Points : 198

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Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath me le ker
Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath
mein Lekar Naach Raha tha.

2nd Khan:
O Khocha Ye Kya Karti Hai?

Pathan:
BREAK DANCE

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Posted on May, 28 2015 06:45:32 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

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Pathan: I Am Goning
Ka Keya Matlab Hota
Hai?

Sardar : Main Ja Raha Hun..

Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap
Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta Pehlay
Matlab Bata.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 06:46:21 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Points : 198

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1 PAthan se kisi ne pucha
1 PAthan se kisi ne pucha k
khan saab! log pathano pe
itne sms q banate hain.

khan saab ne Muskura kr kaha
Ye wo log hain jo

bachpan ka ghussa ab utar rahe hein....:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 06:49:09 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Points : 198

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Pathan: Khuda ka Shukar hai
k Pakistan 13 August ko
Aazad nahi hua.
Dost(Hairaan hoty huye)
Q?
Pathan : Phir hum 14 August kese manatay?

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Posted on May, 29 2015 06:52:13 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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1 Pathan Interview K Liya
1 Pathan Interview K Liya
Gaya,

Officer: Tum Kitne Bhai
Behen Ho?

Pathan: 9.

Officer: Un Mein Tumhara
Konsa Number Hy?

Pathan:

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.
Zong Ka.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 06:53:20 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4277 days old here
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Points : 198

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1 Pathan Fish Le
K Aaya. Billi Usy
Kha Gae. Pathan Ko
Gusa Aaya, Us Ny Doodh
Wala Patila Utha Kar
Billi K Aagy Rakh Dea
Aur Bola:

Ennu V P Tenu Phulveri (Disease Name)
Nikle....:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 06:55:14 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher Ne Smoking Ka Teacher Ne Smoking Ka Nuksan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Mein Dala To Wo Mar Gaya. . . Teacher: Ap Ny Keya Seekha? . . Pathan: Smoking Se Pait K Keeray Mar Jate Hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2015 06:59:33 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ny 15 rupy BV ka sadqa utara or us mai 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwaya. Bivi: ye kya kia? Pathan: Balance mere pas a gaya or Sadqa Nawaz Sharif ko chala gaya. kon kehta hai pathan bewaqof hoty hain....:-0 Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2015 07:00:56 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Barey H0kar Kya Ban0 Gy Teacher : Barey H0kar Kya Ban0 Gy? Pathan : Mera Bap Kehta Hay Jitna Marzi Parh W0H Nai Ban Sakta J0 Tu Chahta Hay Teachr : Kya Banna Chahty H0 Pathan: Lady D0ct0r. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2015 07:03:12 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4277 days old here
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Points : 198

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Dr : Tabiat Kesi Hay Ab?
Pathan : Pehle Sey Ziada Kharab Hay
Dr : Dawai Khali Thi
Pathn : Khali Nahi Thi Bhari Hui Thi
Dr : I Mean Dawai Le Li Thi?
Pathn : G Aap Ney Di Thi T0u Mene Le Li Thi
Dr : Bewaqoof! Dawai Peele Thi?
Pathan : Nahin Gi_Dawai Lal Thi
Dr : Aby Gadhe Dawai K0 Pee Lia Tha?
Pathan : Nahin Gi_Peeliya Tu Mujhe Tha
Dr : Ulu K Pathay
Dawai K0 Kh0l K Munh Main Rakh Lia Tha?
Pathan : Nahi Aap Ney He Ney T0 Kaha Tha K Fridge Main Rakhna
Main Theek Tu H0 Jaun Ga Nadoctor saab???

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:05:30 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lig8 Na Hoti Tou Tum T.V Kaise Dekhtay Aadmi: Duniya Mein Agar Lig8 Na Hoti Tou Tum T.V Kaise Dekhtay? ! ! * * ! ! * * ! ! * * ! ! * * Pathan: Mombatti Jalaaa kar. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2015 07:07:27 PM

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