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taimoorkhan


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Status : Offline		 Subject : joke




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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.

Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha ke shayed log Mayat par Matti dalna bhool gaye. Fatta fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.

Chor bola: "Bachao Bachao"

Pathan: "Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti daalo is par to Azaab shuru ho gaya.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:47:22 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:48:33 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan proposed a Girl:

Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 10:03:57 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:

Upar Q Aye?

Pathan: Amrood Khane.

Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

Pathan:

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Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.:-)

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Posted on June, 05 2015 10:05:02 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!

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Posted on June, 05 2015 10:06:20 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D

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Posted on June, 05 2015 10:07:25 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

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Posted on June, 12 2015 11:48:59 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik Pathan Ne Raod Per Khari Car K
Neechay Kuttay Ko Leta Hua Dekha,
To Kuttay Ko Dum Se Khencha Or Kaha:

Bahir NIKAL Bara Aaya


Mechanical Engineer..!=PXD

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Posted on June, 12 2015 11:50:43 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

Phir Sailab Kab Aaega

Muje Rashan Nai Mila. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 11:53:09 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.

interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”

pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

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Posted on June, 12 2015 11:54:35 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Titanic Kaisay Dooba?

Pathan:

Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk

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Gurr
Gurr
Gurr
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Puchik. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 11:56:29 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.

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Posted on June, 12 2015 11:58:10 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The. :-P

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Posted on June, 12 2015 11:59:37 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan 2 Doctor:
Poray Jism Main Kaheen Bhe Ungli Lagaon
To Bohat Dard Hota Hai.

Doctor:
Suggested Full Body XRay
When He Checked XRay ,
He Found Frecture In His Ungli.=PXD

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:00:58 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:02:38 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes D Whole Nyt.

He Got So Irritated Dat
He Drank Poison & Said:

Ha Ha! Bite Me Now U Devils, Now All Of U Will Die.

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:04:34 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap


"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"


Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:06:49 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
Test Yaad Hai?

Pathan:
No

Teacher:
Kyun?

Pathan:
Jese He Parhne betha To Light Chali Gai,
Bad Me Is Dar Se Parhne Nahi Behta K Meri Waja Se Phir Light Na Chali Jaye.:-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:09:18 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt
Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha-
Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue
Sharabi Ne Darya Me Chand Ka Aks Dekh Kar
Apne Dost Se Pocha,
"Yeh Kia Hai"??

Pathan:
Yeh Chand Hai.

Dost:
Hayen..!! To Kia Main Itna Ooper Aa Gaya.:-)


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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:10:54 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha

Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??

Pathan:
Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.

Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.

Pathan:
Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.:-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:12:09 PM
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